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10/6 != 70/6

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I know the card read "10/6"... or it was supposed to, but I SWEAR the numerator looked like 70. Even considering it was written in script. Divide it out and that's a difference of ten. TEN. Or at least 60 shillings at the time. And then some wannabe was running around in a Disney costume sporting a "40/7"...(WHY!? Details, details, I know, but  this is severely irritating! I suppose it was inevitable.)

Numbers aside, not bad. Enjoyable, actually. It outlines the story of her second trip to "Underland" (?). Details from Carroll's works (including poetry as well) were incorporated as easter eggs, though it led to some questionable mixtures. I can only imagine the brainstorming process for this movie. "Oooh I've got it! Alice the champion slays the Jabberwocky!" Ummmm... ok. Let's throw a Bandersnatch in there while we're at it.

If it were not Burton's, I imagine it would fade into obscurity rather quickly, but maybe that's just me being hopeful- something tells me the sorority girls in the front row will make it last much, much longer.

Another classic, lost to Hollywood.
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V: Hey Quirrel, we should make plans--
Q: --Evil plans? :plotting:
V: Oh, uhhhh...no, casual plans. Like, um, we could go roller blading on a Saturday and then uh see a movie at night, huh? :D

I can't stop watching...and re-watching. Again... and Again... and AGAIN. I'll never be able to take Malfoy seriously after this. It's totally awesome.
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I need. Why must I need?

If only I had the conviction...

I miss my friends. You are so... virtual now.
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Film assignment!

Four+ emotions, cartoon sound effects, a dozen cookies, and one erotic PB&J sandwich. Check it out... Because it's awesome.
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As I sit here, gently sipping at the dregs of my juice box, I have come to fully appreciate the lack of balance in this world. I am surrounded by extremes. I submit to extremes. They call, and we the faithful cannot flee.

No more juice. The box is makes funny wailing noises, like I'm sucking the life out of it.

Or maybe just the air. Grape flavored air. A ghost of a ghost of a grape. A bloody grape ghost.

Two opposites should counterbalance, yes?
No.
A midpoint is yet an extreme, waving at its opposition in another dimension. X.Y.Z. How pitiful.
So I will read my juice box. My Apple & Eve juice box. What are you telling me, Apple & Eve juice box? You are evil? You are tempting? By drinking you I shall perpetuate sin and bring about the inevitable downfall of mankind?

What say you, my dainty little juice box? Any last words before I banish you to the juice box graveyard?
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